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Mysterious Lightbulb Hack

2007-12-15T06:36:00.000-08:00

If you can make a lot of these, you can use them for your Christmas decorations.

How the Colorblind see the world

2007-12-15T06:31:00.000-08:00

This is how we see the world.

This is how they see it.

Imagine living a life with missing vibrant colors. Full gallery here.

Stolen Shirt Prank

2007-12-15T05:55:00.001-08:00

Funny Japanese Pranks

2007-12-14T19:23:00.000-08:00

You have to give credit for them for designing this prank house. I wonder if they went and retrieve those people after they were fired down the slope.

Pacman

2007-12-14T19:09:00.000-08:00

One of the alltime favourite arcade game. For Pacman strategies, click here.

Two Nuns

2007-12-14T19:05:00.000-08:00

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I'll pray for you!

How you were born

2007-12-14T18:58:00.000-08:00

Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"

His dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to
find out anyway!"

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then
I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete
button."

Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her
operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a
self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine
months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"

Telephone Charges

2007-12-14T18:44:00.000-08:00

Queen Elizabeth, Saddam Hussein and Bush died and all went
to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England, I wanna call
England and see how everybody is doing there" .... so she called and talked
for about 5 minutes.

Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The
devil goes:

"five million dollars" ..."Five million dollars!!!????" She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair.....

Saddam was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me
too, I wanna call Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too... He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said : "Well devil how much do I owe you????"

The devil goes: "ten million dollars"..... "ten million dollars!!!!!!???" He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.....

Bush was extremely jealous too... he starts screaming and
screaming... "I wanna call US! I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I wanna talk to everybody"...

He called US and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking.

Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe you??? The devil goes:

"one dollar.....only one dollar."

Bush screamed... ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????

The devil says: "Well, Mr Bush, from hell to hell it's a local call."

iPhone Laser Etching

2007-12-14T08:26:00.000-08:00

I think Apple products are made with aluminum casings to enable people to etch stuff on them using lasers.

According to DeviceNineSix.com, that will set you back $40.

Teacher Calls Police After Hearing Guns N' Roses On PA

2007-12-14T05:08:00.000-08:00

ROXBURY, Conn. (AP) ―

A school custodian's impromptu after-hours karaoke performance prompted a police response when a teacher thought she was being threatened over the loudspeaker.

State police say a teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N' Roses song over the public address system for a threat.

She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die.

Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system.

Police say one of them sang "Welcome to the Jungle" into the microphone. The song contains the lyrics "You're in the jungle baby; you're gonna die."

The teenagers were cuffed on the ground for about 15 minutes while police investigated. They were released after being questioned and state police Sgt. Brian Ness said they did not realize the teacher was in the school and will not face charges.

"These things happen," Van Ness said. "Luckily it was humorous. You kind of have a gut feeling. As soon as we got there, we spoke to the three kids. They understood."

Source: http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/gunsnroses.scares.teacher.2.610016.html

Painful photos

2007-12-14T04:55:00.000-08:00

Pictures taken from http://sawse.com/2007/11/02/25-photographs-taken-at-the-exact-right-time/

Zombie Games: The Last Stand

2007-12-14T04:51:00.000-08:00

During the night, protect your barricade against the oncoming hordes. Manage your time during the daylight hours to search for weapons, survivors and to repair. Move with the WASD keys and aim/shoot with your mouse. Reload with the R key. Press space bar to switch weapons.

I recommend the chainsaw.

Confusing English

2007-12-14T04:00:00.000-08:00

There is no egg in the eggplant;
No ham in the hamburger.
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
And while no one knows what is it in a hot dog,
you can be pretty sure it isnt canine.
English muffins were not invented in England;
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted.
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly.
Boxing rings are square.
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea
nor is it a pig.
Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads,
which arent sweet, are meat.
If writers write, how come fingers dont fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
One goose, two geese.
So one moose, two meese?
Is cheese the plural of choose?
One mouse, two mice; one louse, two lice,
One house, two hice?
Shouldnt the plural of phone booth be phone
beeth?
If the teacher taught, why didnt the preacher
praught,
Or the grocer groce, or hammers ham?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What the heck does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play,
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?
Have feet that smell and noses that run?
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as heaven on another
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
it burns down,
and in which you fill in a form by filling it out.
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
How can a slim chance and a fat chance
be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
English was invented by people, not computers.
And it reflects the creativity of the human race.
( Which of course isnt a race at all )
That is why you get in and out of a car,
and on and off a bus.
When the stars are out they are visible.
But when the lights are out they are invisible.
And why is it that when I wind up my watch it
starts,
But when I wind up this poem,
it ends.

So, isnt English a weird language?

No more opening car doors for ladies

2007-12-13T21:23:00.000-08:00

Guys, if you hate opening car doors for your girl, you should get one of these. Or you shouldn't date at all.

Worst Forwarded Mail. Ever.

2007-12-13T21:05:00.000-08:00

>Date: Fri, 06 May 2005 14:08:31 +0000
>
>Send this viru--oops! I mean chain letter to everyone you know or
>else you will DIE!!! DO send it to everyone and you'll earn a
>million bucks.
>
>Proof:
>1.This guy didn't send it and he died.
>2.This girl didn't send it and she died.
>3.This guy sent it and he earned a million bucks.
>4.This hoe sent it and now shes the pimp.
>5.This guy was half assed and sent it only to his girlfriend and
>they both DIED. (good riddance)
>
>You have another 10 minutes to comply or else you will DIE.
>
>P.S. Seriously!
>

Potter Puppet Pals in "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"

2007-12-13T07:18:00.000-08:00

One of the many hilarious Potter Puppet Pals videos on youtube. The complete list can be found here.

The Start

2007-12-13T06:51:00.000-08:00

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